It seems like it was barely a week ago when the Hipster Grifter was the Hottest Topic since Hot Topic. Then, Gawker declared the whole thing dead and we were just supposed to get on with our lives. I can’t.
It seems like it was barely a week ago when the Hipster Grifter was the Hottest Topic since Hot Topic. Then, Gawker declared the whole thing dead and we were just supposed to get on with our lives. I can’t.
1. Battle of the Mean Mugs
2. Battle of Better Handwriting
3. McPain versus McFly
4. Battle of the Flat Asian Asses
5. Battle of the Bangs
6. Korean “OH!” Face versus Philippino Filipino [thanks Pogi] “OH!” Face
7. Chubby versus Skinny
8. Battle of the Smirks
9. Battle of the Shockers
10. Battle of the Armpits
11 & 12. B Cup Grifster Breasts versus A Cup Gripster Breasts
Stats:
Kari Ferrell
DOB: February 26, 1987
Height: 5’2″
Weight: 107
Hair: Black
WANTED FOR…
$60,000
(Theft
Forgery
Bad Checks
Scamming Dudes)
Valerie Ang
DOB: August 15, 1987
Height: 5’2″
Weight: 175
Hair: Brown
WANTED FOR…
$170,000
(Theft
Photoshoppery
Bad Writing
Student Loans)
Follow the fake Hipster Grifter on Twitter: http://twitter.com/KariFerrell
Follow the fake hotter Gripster on Twitter: http://twitter.com/valuhrey
what the eff is going on here.
ha ha ha ha this is awesome.
A+
haaaaaAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA this is ill Val, i had no idea it would be this good when you told me about it! perfection.
battle of the sucks.
^lol
i mean “battle of the sucks.”, not this stupid fucking post. fire val.
hah. i guess…
Battle of the 3′s.
she just keeps getting worse
Battle of the 3s is a bit rich. The Grifter is a 5 but there’s plenty of shots where I could stretch it almost all the way to 7. To call Val a 7 would be her lowest possible rating. If you think she’s a 6 you need to get out of Indiana once and awhile.
Not only am I smarter and more talented than Val, I’m also better looking. Photoshop was an enviable skill back in ’99. Now, it’s something that my 4 year old niece can do.
I think you meant chubby vs. chubby.
time to move on
Holy shit you weigh 175 lbs!?! I’m 6’3 and tip the scales at 180. You’re practically in my fucking weight class. Wanna meet me in the octagon?
Nips plz. I think we can all handle some nsfw here.
i dont see how the fuck anyone could have been conned by this girl…. am i the only one who finds her excruciatingly ugly?
very good indeed.
jeebus Val, why you gotta show your tatas?
We get it, you really want guys to think you are hot, and beat off to you, or whatever. I mean don’t get me wrong, you are hot. But do you really need the male validation that badly? If you say that isn’t what you want then you are stupider than I thought. Ain’t no other point of showing your bod off than to garner other’s opinion on it.
yeah what’s with the covered nipples? you guys have flopping dongs all over the place here.
Kari is the hot one, definitely.
@ i want.
No, she is fuggers, 5 on her best day. Her face looks like it got stung by bees.
Val is aight, but this is lame. Tits or GTFO, and while ur at it, lets see those roast beef lips.
RE: Vane$$a
“Not only am I smarter and more talented than Val, I’m also better looking.”
Really? I’d like to see some proof of this. As far as I’m concerned still look like this: http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/blognigger-meets-vanea-part-1/ Although I’m unsure whether you’re the top or the bottom.
impressive tat fakerying. @whiners stop being such a feminist.
wow, asians really do all look alike. And with the exception of the last pic, commendable photoshoppery, there is a future out there for you at celebrity skin. ( do they even still make that?)
I usually get things fairly quickly with little research required. This thing, I researched the hell out of, never got it.
hipster grifter is uggs
“Her face looks like it got stung by bees”
Top chuckles.
I honestly, don’t understand any of the bitching. This was great. Also, Valerie is a fox.
yeah you did a GOOD job shopping in that tattoo, though #9 is a bit wonky
gaysians
This is the best Val piece so far, which is relatively sad.
I’m in love with Keri. Whiners suck is a retard. You should stop being such a pussy.
Sorry, I meant ‘Kari.’
bitches is ugly
This is the most thinly-veiled attempt by a girl to get people to tell her she is hot that I’ve ever seen.
And I predict that it isn’t going to work.
it’s dead because someone finally woke up and realized this is crap. another poor attempt at “art” by some transplant in williamsburg.
Honestly this is better than mud wrestling. Well in the end Val is better looking, which I hate to admit… honestly her lips are exquisite which is a ridiculous statement but true.
Fuck I kind of want to marry Val except I met this Filipino guy at an airport and he was like, DO NOT marry a Filipino woman because they turn into Filipino moms and then he told me all of this shit about getting hit with a shoe growing up. Is this true?
You know how loser guys talk shit all the time on the net about how they wouldn’t fuck some chick, because her left tit is a bit bigger than the right one or her abs aren’t a perfect little washboard or whatever? When you know in real life they’d jizz like a viking inside Roseanne Barr’s less attractive sister if she’d spread for him?
Yeah, I think I might actually in real life turn Valerie down if she hit on me. With Kari I’d probably go well out of my way to bang her, but I have an established weakness for unbalanced Koreans.
Valuhrey takes it all.
Its Filipino not Philippino. I know because I am one. And yes, Val is cuter. Id hit that
am i the only one who noticed the armpit testicles?
RE: Pogi
Thanks for the heads up. All fixed now.
she’s the female morimura w/out the gender flipping. this is the third time i’ve looked, i really like this.
The problem with Filipinas is that they get preggos when you touch them.
Its bullshit man… trust me.
WELL EVERY BODY KNOW’S THAT CARRY FARREL DIED FROM SWINE FLU BECASUE SHE WAS FELATING A SOMALI PIRATE AFTER A TEA-BAGGER PROTEST LOL
175lbs? cut down on the crab rangoon, gooks.
http://www.lifeofguangzhou.com/node_10/node_35/node_514/img/2009/03/18/123736596961933_1.jpg
val is hot
this was funny – i liked the “stats” section. awesome.
Ok, my Asian fetish is on full for the day. They could scam me out of, say, 80 bucks plus a nice tip after the finish.
So the Asian Streetcarnage employee, is a wannabe of the Asian Vice employee.
There’s gotta be a larger metaphor going on there.
SOLD grifter matches, $39.00 +S&H
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEDWX:IT&item=180348038217
…i’m gonna start making these and selling them one at a time…
@ Pangit
“The problem with Filipinas is that they get preggos when you touch them.
Its bullshit man… trust me.”
That’s totally true.
It’s so true about Filipinas moms throwing shoes! They have amazing aim.
# Wow Says:
04.27.09 at 8:50 pm
“Fuck I kind of want to marry Val except I met this Filipino guy at an airport and he was like, DO NOT marry a Filipino woman because they turn into Filipino moms and then he told me all of this shit about getting hit with a shoe growing up. Is this true?”
In the third grade, my Irish friend Liz Murphy was hanging out at my place. My mom yelled at me for something & the next thing i knew Liz ‘n i were running up the stairs dodging flying loafers.
As soon as we locked the door in my room, Liz picked up my toy cellphone to dial her mom. “Mom, can you pick me up? Val’s mom is a crazy person.” as tears ran down her eyes…
TRUTH.
ps: Aw & LOL @ U for wanting to “kinda marry” me. My parent’s marriage has turned me off that whole vowing your life away type of suicide. i live a hedonistic polyamorous life from now ’till forever.
don’t say polyamorous. it’s it’s like honey for sleazy bees. only creepy douchebags like women who describe themselves thusly. i promise.
“i live a hedonistic polyamorous life”
i’m done coming here. that’s the the last straw street carnage. i will miss you.
@omfg
It’s great that people like you who don’t have the word “joke” in your vocabulary can properly weed yourself out of existence.
GRATE JORB!
how is val ugly?? this may not mean much to her (since i’m a straight girl) but she’s GORGEOUS. val, i’m one of “those” girls that works in the fashion industry but you have the face of a model. tru!
@Val Pal
nice face! ROFL
…lookin like a retarded shaved ewok…AAAAHAHAHA!!!
there’s no flippin way you weigh 175!
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what the fuck is this???