Posted by
Val
• 03.24.09 03:51 pm 
I hereby present some a-cup boobies Asian edition style. I love Maggie Cheung and Shu Qi from China but I think the Japan team wins overall. The land of the rising sun is the land of the rising boners.
China
Japan
I hereby present some a-cup boobies Asian edition style. I love Maggie Cheung and Shu Qi from China but I think the Japan team wins overall. The land of the rising sun is the land of the rising boners.
Whoa dude, you’re killing my abortion buzz.
Anybody got some shrimp sauce for those nipples?
I prefer the Chinese. They look like mean, greedy whores.
that first pic is so winrar it throws off my thinking and i cant fairly judge the rest of them. There’s a whole lot of vanilla there. Yummy still.
The Japanese bitches look empty to me. The Chinese look like General Tso’s chicken. Sorry, it’s dinner time.
This montage is personally quite moving. Not only does Val remind me of annoying, psychotic, wife #1, she’s now come up with pictures of women (the Chinese) who look like psychotic, annoying wife #1. Thanks for being here.
Japan won last night, and again here.
What about Russia vs. Czech?
Agreed Slappers.
Russia vs. Czech next plzz.
china vs japan: who will win? one thing’s certain: we all lose.
thanks again Val… for nothing.
how can u tell them apart?
no really…i’m actually asking, i can’t tell.
I really hope the lady posting these is exclusively into women herself
otherwise these stupid 12 photo posts are really the epitome of the whole “female chauvinist pig” phenomenon. “Hey guys! I can talk about hot chicks too!! Look I’ve supplied you with pictures of hot women! PLEASE LIKE MEEEEE!” etc.
This sort of behavior is just a few bad choices away from being the token woman in the human trafficking scam. One minute you think you’re talking to a really hip chick whos just one of the guys, the next thing you know youre on a plane to Chechnya.
Japan! but yeah Czech for the win. Those goofy dimwits make my cock into a volcano.
Most of those Japanese girls look like white girls
wait, what?
I wish Japan had repped harder. China had a rubberist guy on TV.
08chiaki-kuriyama.jpg – holy shit
yeah i have absolutely no idea how you tell them apart either. is there a rule or some characteristic to look out for? like with alligators vs. crocodiles where crocodiles have more teeth sticking out from the bottom of their jaws or whatever
i was with china til i got to the chick in the outdoor clawfoot tub shot.
If it smells like sea urchin you can probably fuck it. Silently.
this list sucks.
Mommy Ang, you should scrape me when you had chance. I so shame by you sell lady look to men for profit. Your book will call itself Joy Bad Luck Club.
i would have preferred seeing top chinese horror movie monsters versus top japanese.
big head monster vs. godzilla
What about blacks vs. Puerto Ricans?
Wong Kar Wai FTW!
Perhaps if it was just the photos,please stop trying to write.
# Joey Odessa Says:
03.24.09 at 7:50 pm
“What about blacks vs. Puerto Ricans?”
That’d be unnecessary, because we all know Puerto Ricans would win.
^ wat about black puerto ricans?
How about Mexicans vs. Canadians with the winner playing Thailand?
japs
Riddin’ spinners
me love you long time1
China pulled it out. Definite upset.
No Jap tits?
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE THEN?
It would appear that the Japanese girls don’t like to get their tits out as much as the Chinese girls do.
i think i love val.
this shit is uneven. no naked jap tits? wtf? some of them have super huge tits. this list = fail, but not EPIC fail. it does have tits after all
Brazil v. Argentina – PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Brazil v. Venezuela. Please…..please….
etc. etc. etc.
chinese, japanese, i say neither, they both rock the moaning starfish in bed.
but which is better at not putting octopus in their bums?
I’m going to have to go Japan (they age better as well..).
@Vane$$a
Bitch please, as if you’ve ever had a wife you lonely ass fggt.
@uma theremin
I’S A LESBIAN
@tommy gun
YOU GOT IT STUD!!! i <3 Brazilian girls
@brigid
i think i love you too. HANG OUT SOON!?
a lesbian? just wait until you graduate. you’ll magically become hetero and pop out a few sino tots with some guy you can’t stand. but you’ll be comfortable financially so it should work out well for you.
Chiaka Kuriyama takes the prize always.
WTF? I’m Japanese, and from this shitty comparison I’d have to say that the Chinese are better looking. You’ve done a very poor job at representing my culture. Shame on you.
Japan has Olivia Munn that equals WIN!
hot shit
Japan wins, hands down.
Who is this Valerie Ang girl and is she hot? Her name sounds Asian…
chinese chicks are only better in real life to date, because 98% of all japanese girls who come to the states are stumpy trash who are on a college tour, only to be whisked away back to japan to become an office flower->knocked up->housewife. Unless you get like Jessica Mizuno out in California and by then her parents are so white that her vag isn’t even slanty anymore.
dude, you don’t know who valerie ang is?
haters gon hate.
After reviewing the photos and seeing my ex-girlfriend today who is japanese, i’ve decided i am handing it to the chinese today. the photos are just hotter. almost slanted!
i still got love for yarr *yall
that is ssexy as hell, pls do more !!!
finally something cool, doye !@
korea
china wins in a mudslide
Canada vs. USA
hahaha the japanese girls look like white girls …. urrrm no they dont ? :S lol
All of the hottest Asian girls, as far as Asian people are concerned, look the least Asian as possible. Peruse any selection of Asian marketing materials and all will be revealed.