It has come to my attention that many people were incredibly offended [and rightly so! —Gavin] by my last post. It was not my intention to offend anyone and if that happened, I am deeply sorry.
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Motherfuck Mark Zuckerberg. I haven’t been this jealous of a twenty-eight-year-old since Michael Jackson took Webster to the Grammys. MORE»

The brave man pictured above, Philippe Croizon, lost all his limbs during an electrical mishap “while changing a TV antenna on his roof,” but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a citizen of this planet just like you and me.
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President Obama recently announced his support of “gay marriage,” otherwise known as marriage between two “gays.”
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After posing as a nun for a photo shoot I did at this creepy Catholic church on Las Vegas Blvd. between the Wynn and the Riviera, it was time for another bachelor party-prank.
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I wake up early at my friend Malick’s family compound. As consciousness slowly rises from my sleep-addled brain, I begin to feel the pressure on my bladder.
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